So I’ve been playing Untruned… and I killed my friend with barbed wire once.  Our server is non-pvp so they didn’t hurt us, but when she went to single player the traps killed her.

So… I did some other things to piss her off.
Also, you can hear my kid for a bit in the start :D


Q
holla holla holla gimme dolla dolla dolla
A

nope


neoperks:

theharley:

Palm size Animal Crossing items!
What item do you think is next?

Why would you want a plush of a table

(via runiechan15)


merkiplier:

Markiplier and Wade: ZUMBA GLOBAL SUPERSTARS! [x]

aka Dorks on Ice

(via markiplier)


I absolutely can’t stand when people fish for compliments.

askarashiselacs:

zanreosauce:

mooncactus:

tofferton:

moon-over-june:

lothie:

xdmoneyx:

amidstthebloodshed:

Grow up.

I can’t stand when people fish.  Period.

I can’t stand fish.

I can’t stand.

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I can.

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Can.

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CA

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And now we’re back to not being able to stand fish

(via queenofgarglingglass)


frostbitch:

WHY IS THIS SO REAL

(via majorleaguebongrips)


texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(via gomennskoven)


kumagawa:

if you dont believe that people can change vegeta went from blowing up planets to taking his son to school in like 3 arcs

(via scarvenrot)



markiplier:

Yes… attempting to beat Five Nights at Freddy’s 20/20/20/20 mode is what I’ve been doing all damn day. BUT I DID IT!! :D :D

Hes so happy!! CONGRATZ!! :D